High street haiku
Ok, so the gluton’s free – how much is the rest of it?
Knock, knock
Have you heard the latest about teacakes?
Can’t understand why they didn’t use a red pen
Give your customers the boot
Soup of the day? That’s so passé
Needs altering
It’s the bold arrogance of the statement that draws me to this. Probably the best – probably.
Or maybe they’re targeting a niche market of former Carlsberg drinkers who have gone on the wagon and lost a lot of weight.
Ooh er missus
I was a part time mature lady in my last job, Monday to Wednesday.
My cousin Frank is training to be one at the moment but he eventually wants to go full time.
It beats belt and braces
Rain leaking through the bedroom ceiling again? Planning one of those parties? This sale is right up your street.