Almost missed this one, but it’s there. England expects every semi re-tired home help to do their dutie.
I love the ‘Pet lover’ tacked on the end. It smacks of desperation and makes me want to cry.
England expects…
Have a butcher’s in the pet shop
For when you really want to get your teeth into owning a pet.
Like foot and mouth but different
I’m saving up so I can buy a massive ear to go with my spare feet. Can’t imagine how I’ve managed without them really.
Just a rounder corner
I am impressed that they have used the same font on each facet of the building but set it on different coloured boxes, with different corner ratios, two of which have a background stripe and an outline stroke, and one of which doesn’t.
It’s the attention to detail.
To , or not to , that is the question…
Missing a what…? Er… no. We had a wasp in the stockroom last Tuesday but Jean shooed it out with an old copy of Bella. Have you tried the garden centre…?
Treat’s all round
They run some very good damp proof course’s
Are you experience…?
This was taken in Scotland and it seems they have such a Vitamin D deficiency it has affected the alphabet as well.
Hairum scarum
The wig shop? Just round the corner. Say hello from us!
‘The efficient recovering of countless bald patients…’ I remember the Shanghai Baldness Hospital disaster of ’79. The speed they got the injured out was remarkable.
The thing that really gets me is the completely bald man/woman/mannequin below the bottles on the right. The after shot looks like he/she/it is wearing the remains of some agricultural plastic that has been ‘recovered’ from a barbed wire fence. I struggle to imagine who this would appeal to.
Don’t do anything!
I can’t help thinking that drugs and alcohol played a major part in the creation of this sign, but I think the main message we all take away from this is ‘Don’t proof read!’